Blog Post #23- Richards Battle of Space and Time: Chapter 1

Ok..the JEP have been going to outer space lately and checking out some stuff when they spot Richard the evil Chikawawein plotting plans. Well the JEP will post a story in many parts. In this story the dumbass Richard is actually pretty smart and evil. Well enough of that..lets start Chapter One!

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Chapter One

Well...the setting starts all back in JEP HQ. Eric, JEZ and Patrick are all relaxing and playing there latest video games when the alarm goes off. Eric jumps up with one earphone still stuck in one ear and one that fell out when he jumped up. Jeremy puts aside his beans and walks over to the viewing platform. Patrick stops polishing his AK-47 and brushing his teeth and also walks over to the Viewing Platform. The Computer Cosmos is telling them some stuff.

Cosmos: Alert Alert!

Eric: Whats wrong?

Cosmos: Richard Ho the Chikawaweins leader up to no good again.

*Cosmos shows Richard doing the Cha-Cha-Cha and setting up time bombs all over the galaxy.*

Patrick: I'm going to shoot that wierd boogie with my toothbrush!

Eric and Jeremy: *Slaps their forehead* Idiot, you fire with your AK-47 not your toothbrush.

Patrick: But my toothbrush has 9091 functions

Eric and Jeremy: *Slaps each others faces* Where did you get all the money

Patrick: Used the JEP's Credit Card.

Eric and Jeremy: *Punching each others balls* Why in the world would you need to buy a toothbrush when you can buy all these nuclear weapons?

Patrick: SHINY!

Eric and Jeremy: *Starts bashing each other up* 

Cosmos: Ok Ok...break up ladies

Eric and Jeremy: *Glares at Cosmos* ...

Cosmos: I ...I..I.. meean gentlemen..

Patrick: Why are you too glaring at Cosmos? I though i was a lady. Besides Cosmos is my best friend!

Cosmos: Now i think you are a idiot

Patrick: *Suddenly says* Wait a minute we have a mission to do

Eric and Jeremy: He finally realizes.

...Will the 3 finally get ready for worlds sake...? Find out on the next Chapter!

From

Eric- Founder of JEP Organisation

Jeremy- Editor of JEP Organisation

Patrick- Co-ordinator of JEP Organisation