Blog Post #24 - Richards Battle of Space and Time: Chapter 2

CHAPTER 2
Eric: Setting Co-ordinates to Alphatron 16!
Cosomos: Co-ordinates Locked!
JEZ: Lets get on ship shall we?

*Cosmos the Really smart Computer suddenly grows legs and arms*

Cosmos: Hurry up Pat!
Pat: Wait i need to find my other 92 toothbrushes!
Cosomos: *sighs*

Cosmos lifts up Patrick and carries him on board

Patrick: Lemme Go! Lemme Go!

Eric: Initiate HyperSpace Sequence Now!
JEZ: Initiating HyperSpace Sequence

Cosmos: 5...4...3...2...1, HyperSpace Sequence Approved

Eric: Hold on Tight
Eric: Cowabunga!
JEZ: WOOOOOOOOOO
Pat: CAKE!
Cosmos: Bzzz...bzzzz..zzzz...arghhhzzzz

Shortly after all this screaming, Our heros arrive at Alphatron 16..

Richard: Bwa-ha-ha-he-ha-ni-nor-mooooooooooooooooooo!
Eric: Was that a constipated cow trying to poo?
Pat: No..its Choclate Cake
JEZ: No its Richard
Eric: Gee...did his grandma give him a beating or something, he really sounds like a cow..

Richard suddenly appears with a "bachika-wo-wa" entrance song and dance. Everyones mouth is wide open now, Richard just can't get any more lamer than this...

Eric: We've come to put a stop to this!
Richard: Hahaha..don't make me moooo!
Eric: Oo i'll make u mooo alright

Gets out Earphones...turns to maximum sound, take this..."Ipod is playing song called Wake You Up"

Richard: What is that horrible noise..ARGHHH

Richard suddenly falls down looking lifeless..

IS THE EVIL CHIKAWAWEIN DEAD OR IS SETTING OUR HEROS INTO A TRAP? FIND OUT IN NEXT TIMES CHAPTER!

From
Eric - Founder of the JEP Organisation
JEZ - Editor of the JEP Organisation
Pat - Co-ordinator of the JEP Organisation