Blog Post #22- Bannanisim

Ok...for some reason Richard has made up a new religon and is forcing every chikawawein to believe in the bannana faith...

Well what is Bannanism? Bannanism is the wierdest religion in chikawawein histroy! Bannana masses are held every Wednesday in the Banddi Church just built by Richard's workers: Glark and Brat. Ok...enough talk there. 

In Bannanisim you have to bring your own bannana to the mass and you have to have it blessed by Richard(Farted on by Richard) then you can eat bannana but the bannana would probably have gone all brown from Ricard's foul fart. 

Also you can recycle the bannana peels and make them into a moisturiser(crap) and then smear all over your willy.

Well who knows? Has Richard gone bannanas~?

From

Eric- Founder of JEP Organisation

Jeremy- Editor of JEP Organisation

Patrick- Co-ordinator of JEP Organisation