Blog Post #16- Chikawaweins finally re-sized

The Chikawaweins are finally resized after 3 weeks Richard has found a mystreious rock(read the post below if you haven't yet) and is now at this momment talking to Strechy-hum.

He has orderd Stretchy-hum to do tests and the next day Stretchy-hum comes out of his house with 100 tubes of green liquid

Stretchy-Hum: Give these you you chikawawein soilders.
Richard: Excellent!

Richard then gets into a cab and drives to the marshling area. He yells out "Attention" and everyone starts cheering for him because as we know he is in a country called Chi'wa.

Richard: Bring the 100 babies up
Soilder 1: yes sir

After 100 injections all the babies are finally re-sized but that look far uglier.

Richard: Tommorow we strike the JEP!
All: Yay

to be continued...

P.S- Check out this funny pic the JEP found!


From
Eric- Founder of JEP Organisation
Jeremy- Editor of JEP Organisation
Patrick- Co-ordinator of JEP Organisation

Blog Post #15- Discovery

Apparently Richard has stumbled upon this strange blurry rock shape. He has taken it back to Chiwa and has been trying to magnify it with a toilet seat. He is so stupid he tried to flaten paper with a hammer and he is so stupid he tried to drown a fish.

Getting back to the story...
As Richard kept on fiddling with this strange rock he accidently touched to many keys by accident and then the rock cracked open and there was some sort of candy. Richard took one and ate it.

Richard: Hmmm this is very tasty! It tastes better than my shit!

*Richard walks to a nearby house in Chiwa and knocks on the front door and a Chikawawa called Stretchy-hum opens the door*

Stretchy-hum: Oh its you your Chikawawaness.*Strechy-hum bows down*
Richard: Get up!
Stretchy-hum: Yes your Chikawawaness
Richard: We might of found a cure for our brave babby warriors.
Stretchy-hum: Really?
Richard: Yes

to be continued...


From
Eric- Founder of JEP Organisation
Jeremy- Editor of JEP Organisation
Patrick- Co-ordinator of JEP Organisation